I've Made It

Well folks, I've finally made it. I'm listed on Kmarts Blue Light Special. I never thought that this day would come. With this honor comes great responsibility. I have been committed to blog and my viewers, Kmart and the ACW, have obviously taken notice. Well I have a couple Christmas Parties tonight. So Until next time.

Oh, I almost forgot. I almost killed someone last night. So last night I went downtown with a couple friends for a few drinks. I didn't want to drink that much because I really had a lot of fun on Thursday night. I love taking off work and drinking during the week. I won't get into it that much because if anything exciting happened I don't really remember. I was 12 beers deep before we even went out(9P.M.), and we meet up with Kdogg, a bartender whos M.O. is shots. I apparently made it until close at one of the bars in the Towson area. If anyone knows me I usually wake up early no matter what. I didn't wake up until 1:30, and didn't get off the couch until 9 P.M. Back to the story, sorry about my ramblings. So, I didn't want to drink too much, even though they were going down pretty good I was still tired and felt like it was the right thing to do. I got home at like 1:30 in the morning and am just watching T.V. in my bed when there is a knock at the door. I didn't want to get up so I look out the window and don't see anyone. I continue to look and I'll use intials to keep the this person identity a secret. Steve Reamy was knocking and the reason he didn't walk away right away and why I continued to look out my window was because he was peeing on my house. Not in the bushes right there, or in the yard, on my house right next to my door. He then ran into Tim and Kdogg who were suppose to meet him at our house and responded to say he did it because they were suppose to meet him there and they werent there, so I peed on your house. Don't anyone come to my house and make a river on my front porch. If I am being out of line someone please tell me how I should react, cause I pissed.

Peace out or I'll pee on you!!